cache hit.

An alternative to 'that's what she said', SLMEGF is a collection of Instant Messenger copastes (copy + pastes) that inadvertently sound funny when followed by 'sounds like my ex-girlfriend!'

Jun
20th

Wed

coulda.. shoulda.. woulda..

bac: btw, did i send you this?

cbl: i woke up this morning
cbl: and discovered that I had no water
bac: your water broke?

cc: lol
cc: That’s tumbleable
cc: his response should have been slmegf

it’s all downhill from here (cc)

cbl: dude
og: yo
cbl: how’s the rugrat
og: she’s good. we thought we were incredibly lucky with how good she was and how well she slept at night, but she’s started getting a lot more fussy over the past few days
cbl: sounds like my ex-girlfriend
og: ha

Jun
19th

Tue

it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing

CHP: it’s really easy, just lots of steps
CBL: sounds like my ex girlfriend